forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
sex in a hospital.. check
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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