Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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