Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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