Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes