with your own penis?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.