I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.