I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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