dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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