Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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