OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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