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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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