I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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