she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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