Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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