just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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