Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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