It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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