I wanna passion pit in your ass
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
