I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
