no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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