I wish life had little blips of pornography
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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