I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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