Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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