I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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