Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
No subtext here. People are naked.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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