It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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