glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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