Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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