Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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