did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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