I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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