What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
do herpes really smell.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
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