and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Never underestimate the power of titties
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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