She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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