So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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