Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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