I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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