honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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