I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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