He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Randomize
