are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
