Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Boobs speak an international language.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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