shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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