nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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