Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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