On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
should my penis look like a turkey
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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