How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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