I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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