I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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