the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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