Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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