i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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