The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
its liver damage thursday
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