don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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