4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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