Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
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how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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