i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i dont even know how to be here
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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