i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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