I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
