Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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